Met Fan Haikus

Every Day Is Pain
Pagan Shit His Pants Last Night
He’s The Perfect Met

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I Hate My Father
He Made Me A Met Fan
This Is All His Fault

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Mike Pelfrey Closer?
The Thought Makes ME Shit My Pants
Sandy Please Say No

Jose Reyes Hurts
Angel Pagan Has The Squirts
Mets Should All Wear Skirts

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/fin

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2 Responses to Met Fan Haikus

  1. Elastic says:

    Bravo..

  2. Mr Meh says:

    Ty. Check is in the mail.

    But don’t cash it!

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