Met Fan Haikus

Every Day Is Pain
Pagan Shit His Pants Last Night
He’s The Perfect Met


I Hate My Father
He Made Me A Met Fan
This Is All His Fault


Mike Pelfrey Closer?
The Thought Makes ME Shit My Pants
Sandy Please Say No

Jose Reyes Hurts
Angel Pagan Has The Squirts
Mets Should All Wear Skirts



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2 Responses to Met Fan Haikus

  1. Elastic says:


  2. Mr Meh says:

    Ty. Check is in the mail.

    But don’t cash it!

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