When John Niese breaks his left arm throwing a fastball that leads to a pop up and David Wright and Ike Davis and, inexplicably, Terry Collins, all collide on the pitcher’s mound, does this mean Wally Backman gets to manage and, if so, who do we have in the farm to prepare for this event? I hope Sandy’s high school phenom outfielder, who had no baseball team in 2011, will be ready soon.
I am worried. The idea of being optimistic for the last 35 seconds was too intense for me. We are doomed. Something awful will happen. I just know it…hold me.