A well rested Met team will be arriving in San Diego shortly to prepare for probably the most boring series this season has provided. Catch Mike Baxter and other AAAA all stars battle the San Diego Padres, owners of , I think, 2 real major league players.
I think it’s safe to say that not only is this season over but, to be quite honest, the only thing more unwatchable than this team is Paris Hilton singing…on a toilet.
This season cannot end soon enough. Tickets available at mets.com! OH, wait, this site isn’t sponsored by SNY. So scratch that. Save yourself the trouble…there are probably plenty of good beers you can buy, instead, to make the pain go away.