If The Mets Were A Symphony, They’d Be Mozart’s Fifth Place

You see what I did there? Eh? Yeah…

Why waste your time with Mets Blog when you can get two or three of those a day.

I’m very happy with my life. Hopefully the Mets lose more money and have to hire me as their mascot and cut ways with Mr Met. I know he’s my cousin but, truth be told, he’s a real asshole.

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