Terry Collins: “Daniel Murphy’s My First Choice For Fourth Base!”

“We love his bat. But if I have to carry him out like a legless pregnant woman again I’ll slap my dog silly”.

When asked what he felt about this ‘vote of confidence’ Daniel said “Well, I’m just glad he has confidence in me…hey, WAIT.A.MINUTE” and would then poke Terry in the eyeballs and hit him in the head with a frying pan.

Bored. Can I have baseball, please? We are in the “1993 Mets” of the Offseason…it’s hell. Unbearable and feels like there is no end in sight.

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