Monthly Archives: December 2011

If The Mets Were A Symphony, They’d Be Mozart’s Fifth Place

You see what I did there? Eh? Yeah… Why waste your time with Mets Blog when you can get two or three of those a day. I’m very happy with my life. Hopefully the Mets lose more money and have … Continue reading

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Breaking Down The $20m Ownership Investment Opportunity

As you know by now, the Mets are selling $20m ‘ownership shares’ that don’t include season tickets or free food. What you may not realize is there are a few perks, and down sides, to this ‘special offer’: Perks: Your … Continue reading

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Terry Collins: “Daniel Murphy’s My First Choice For Fourth Base!”

“We love his bat. But if I have to carry him out like a legless pregnant woman again I’ll slap my dog silly”. When asked what he felt about this ‘vote of confidence’ Daniel said “Well, I’m just glad he … Continue reading

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Why The Mets Removed The Gulf Coast League Team…

Everybody is having a good chuckle over what’s going on with the Mets getting rid of their Gulf Coast League minor league affiliate. At most, it seems that it will save them $800 thousand dollars. This , of course, leads … Continue reading

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Headlines From The Future…

“Sandy Alderson To Address Team After 0-34 Start” “David Wright Swears He’s Had His Last Drink… Beer Cans Next To Third Base Woke Me Up” “Fred Wilpon Rises From Dead – Eats Brains of New Owners. Unknown Zombie Clause Re-Establishes … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Jose Reyes

It’s always nice when you can look back on a 28 year old who is, at worst, the 4th best hitter in your team’s history and you can say “We couldn’t afford him because we paid the same amount of … Continue reading

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Forrest Gump On The Mets

“Mets are like a box of chocolates, leave ‘em out there in the sun for 3 hours and they turn to shit” I can’t wait to see Chuck James pitching for Johan Santana when his arm falls off in the … Continue reading

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Mets Removing Rookie St Lucie Minor League Affiliate

:barfyface:   @AdamRubinESPNAdam Rubin Clear down-sizing going on. Don’t believe they employ Pacific Rim scout anymore. Even heard minimum-wage, part-time St. Lucie helper fired.

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Mets Sign Noa Body To $0/0 Year Contract

I think this guy has just as much of a chance to hit .260 with 20 homers as Jason Bay. :crybabyface:

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