Monthly Archives: August 2011
Chris Capuano takes the hill for the Mets tonight against the Marlins at Citi Field. Capuano last start was a gem against the Braves were he pitched a complete game 2 hit shut out while striking out a career high … Continue reading
Fans are getting tired of seeing Pagan struggle not only at the plate but also in the field, esp of late. The Mets can bring him back for the 2012 season at about $4 million. Do we want him back? … Continue reading
2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, and now 2011.
When manager Terry Collins was told that, in baseball, you score RUNS and not points he quipped “Look at this shit lineup. It’s been ages since we scored anything so cut me some slack!” Points, runs, goals, who cares? I … Continue reading
<any random date> <city of injury, State> Today, Fernando Martinez <action that lead to injury> and had to be helped off the field. <Exasperated Manager> “<Exasperated Manager Quote>” but hopefully he’ll be back soon. “<Template_Reassurance_That_He_Is_Still_Young>” said <GM>.
“Tomorrow’s ‘David Wright & Jose Reyes Inexplicable Infield Landmine Day’ Memorial Tribute Rained Out. NO REFUNDS!!” “Matt Harvey Recovers From 3rd Tommy John Surgery. Should be ready to go in 2016″ “Angel Pagan Still In The Bathroom. Sandy Alderson Concerned” … Continue reading
Breaking News… Ike Davis sent a message to our planet from the fourth dimension explaining how a simple injury could lead to no updates with no explanation as to how he fell off the face of the Earth. Contrary to … Continue reading
That’s embarrassing. If I was a player, that would actually be my worst nightmare other than Ryan Howard thinking I was a piece of fudge cake giving him the finger and saying “eat me, asshole”. The Yankees turn shit to … Continue reading
Every Day Is Pain Pagan Shit His Pants Last Night He’s The Perfect Met #### I Hate My Father He Made Me A Met Fan This Is All His Fault ### Mike Pelfrey Closer? The Thought Makes ME Shit My … Continue reading