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Jason Bay sucks…

…and he doesn’t seem to care.

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Why Us?

2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, and now 2011.    

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Mets Look To Lose By Less Than 10 Points Today

When manager Terry Collins was told that, in baseball, you score RUNS and not points he quipped “Look at this shit lineup. It’s been ages since we scored anything so cut me some slack!” Points, runs, goals, who cares? I … Continue reading

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Fernando Martinez Injures

<any random date> <city of injury, State> Today, Fernando Martinez <action that lead to injury> and had to be helped off the field. <Exasperated Manager> “<Exasperated Manager Quote>” but hopefully he’ll be back soon. “<Template_Reassurance_That_He_Is_Still_Young>” said <GM>.  

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Met Headlines From The Year 2014…

“Tomorrow’s ‘David Wright & Jose Reyes Inexplicable Infield Landmine Day’ Memorial Tribute Rained Out. NO REFUNDS!!” “Matt Harvey Recovers From 3rd Tommy John Surgery. Should be ready to go in 2016″ “Angel Pagan Still In The Bathroom. Sandy Alderson Concerned” … Continue reading

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Ike Davis Confirms He’s Ok – From The Fourth Dimension

Breaking News… Ike Davis sent a message to our planet from the fourth dimension explaining how a simple injury could lead to no updates with no explanation as to how he fell off the face of the Earth. Contrary to … Continue reading

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Mets Get Swept By Brewers

Will get swept by Phillies. Check back next week for more ‘met news’. Or go to Mets Blog. Owned by SNY. Mets Blog. A blog about the Mets. The next great blog idea would be a blog about dogs with … Continue reading

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