Category Archives: Mets
…and he doesn’t seem to care.
2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, and now 2011.
When manager Terry Collins was told that, in baseball, you score RUNS and not points he quipped “Look at this shit lineup. It’s been ages since we scored anything so cut me some slack!” Points, runs, goals, who cares? I … Continue reading
<any random date> <city of injury, State> Today, Fernando Martinez <action that lead to injury> and had to be helped off the field. <Exasperated Manager> “<Exasperated Manager Quote>” but hopefully he’ll be back soon. “<Template_Reassurance_That_He_Is_Still_Young>” said <GM>.
“Tomorrow’s ‘David Wright & Jose Reyes Inexplicable Infield Landmine Day’ Memorial Tribute Rained Out. NO REFUNDS!!” “Matt Harvey Recovers From 3rd Tommy John Surgery. Should be ready to go in 2016″ “Angel Pagan Still In The Bathroom. Sandy Alderson Concerned” … Continue reading
Breaking News… Ike Davis sent a message to our planet from the fourth dimension explaining how a simple injury could lead to no updates with no explanation as to how he fell off the face of the Earth. Contrary to … Continue reading