Author Archives: Mr Meh

Why The Mets Removed The Gulf Coast League Team…

Everybody is having a good chuckle over what’s going on with the Mets getting rid of their Gulf Coast League minor league affiliate. At most, it seems that it will save them $800 thousand dollars. This , of course, leads … Continue reading

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Headlines From The Future…

“Sandy Alderson To Address Team After 0-34 Start” “David Wright Swears He’s Had His Last Drink… Beer Cans Next To Third Base Woke Me Up” “Fred Wilpon Rises From Dead – Eats Brains of New Owners. Unknown Zombie Clause Re-Establishes … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Jose Reyes

It’s always nice when you can look back on a 28 year old who is, at worst, the 4th best hitter in your team’s history and you can say “We couldn’t afford him because we paid the same amount of … Continue reading

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Forrest Gump On The Mets

“Mets are like a box of chocolates, leave ‘em out there in the sun for 3 hours and they turn to shit” I can’t wait to see Chuck James pitching for Johan Santana when his arm falls off in the … Continue reading

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Mets Removing Rookie St Lucie Minor League Affiliate

:barfyface:   @AdamRubinESPNAdam Rubin Clear down-sizing going on. Don’t believe they employ Pacific Rim scout anymore. Even heard minimum-wage, part-time St. Lucie helper fired.

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Mets Sign Noa Body To $0/0 Year Contract

I think this guy has just as much of a chance to hit .260 with 20 homers as Jason Bay. :crybabyface:

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Mets Look To Lose By Less Than 10 Points Today

When manager Terry Collins was told that, in baseball, you score RUNS and not points he quipped “Look at this shit lineup. It’s been ages since we scored anything so cut me some slack!” Points, runs, goals, who cares? I … Continue reading

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Fernando Martinez Injures

<any random date> <city of injury, State> Today, Fernando Martinez <action that lead to injury> and had to be helped off the field. <Exasperated Manager> “<Exasperated Manager Quote>” but hopefully he’ll be back soon. “<Template_Reassurance_That_He_Is_Still_Young>” said <GM>.  

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Met Headlines From The Year 2014…

“Tomorrow’s ‘David Wright & Jose Reyes Inexplicable Infield Landmine Day’ Memorial Tribute Rained Out. NO REFUNDS!!” “Matt Harvey Recovers From 3rd Tommy John Surgery. Should be ready to go in 2016″ “Angel Pagan Still In The Bathroom. Sandy Alderson Concerned” … Continue reading

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Ike Davis Confirms He’s Ok – From The Fourth Dimension

Breaking News… Ike Davis sent a message to our planet from the fourth dimension explaining how a simple injury could lead to no updates with no explanation as to how he fell off the face of the Earth. Contrary to … Continue reading

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