Author Archives: Mr Meh

Still Skeptical, But So Far So Good…

I don’t want to get too excited or down either way but I think my doctor found a way to get my bat to stop limping so much. Here’s hoping. What? Oh, the Mets? No, they will still be awful … Continue reading

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God I Hope The Yankees Lose 94 Games

Be honest, most of you probably spend as much time rooting for the Yankees to lose as the Mets to win (At least I do. My motto is “All it takes is access to a plane, a screwdriver and a … Continue reading

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Just A Quick Question

When John Niese breaks his left arm throwing a fastball that leads to a pop up and David Wright and Ike Davis and, inexplicably, Terry Collins, all collide on the pitcher’s mound, does this mean Wally Backman gets to manage … Continue reading

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Undefeated Mets Dismantle Winless Padres

I’m just saying, when Collin Cowgill hits 162 grand slams this year and he doesn’t win the MVP, a certain cartoon character is going to drop kick a certain baseball commissioner. I guarantee, despite all risk of me mushing this … Continue reading

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Last Year Sucked. Just Like This Blog. Time For A New Year

Hello, spambots and the 2 people who mistyped metsblog.com This is Mr Meh here to get you excited (at least you can be) for a new year. Who doesn’t want to run out to the stadium to watch Colin Cowbell … Continue reading

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The Phillies Look Like Absolute Crap

Time to flush ‘em down. A sweep in that stadium, regardless of whether Chase Utley and Ryan “I could eat a horse , hell, I’m almost as heavy as one” Howard are out of the lineup would be a great … Continue reading

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I Refuse To Believe…

Every time I do, they pull my pants down at the beach in front of all the pretty girls and I end up crying, in a fetal position, until I fall asleep. I won’t let them do this to me. … Continue reading

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If The Mets Were A Symphony, They’d Be Mozart’s Fifth Place

You see what I did there? Eh? Yeah… Why waste your time with Mets Blog when you can get two or three of those a day. I’m very happy with my life. Hopefully the Mets lose more money and have … Continue reading

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Breaking Down The $20m Ownership Investment Opportunity

As you know by now, the Mets are selling $20m ‘ownership shares’ that don’t include season tickets or free food. What you may not realize is there are a few perks, and down sides, to this ‘special offer’: Perks: Your … Continue reading

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Terry Collins: “Daniel Murphy’s My First Choice For Fourth Base!”

“We love his bat. But if I have to carry him out like a legless pregnant woman again I’ll slap my dog silly”. When asked what he felt about this ‘vote of confidence’ Daniel said “Well, I’m just glad he … Continue reading

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